December 2011
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Tweak Your Enthusiasm →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
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pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
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Trying to converse with adults:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Hi. Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE? HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE? DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? YOU SHOULD GET A JOB. I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING. GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Girl: Liz
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
tangoingwithmango:
thisrealityhere:
gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:
joshfransexyy:
butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
uarl:
theres this chinese girl who goes to my school and its her birthday today and i posted ‘jappy birthday’ by accident and now everyone is calling me racist
comicsansviolinist:
how do you even date someone
what do you do
do you talk about otps and ships
selfimm0lationnnnn:
i thought i swore a lot
and then i met an australian
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